It may be early, but the results are starting to pour in and based on an exclusive NutsInNorrath poll of the three guys I passed between the tube/subway station and work this morning, the next president of the world/United States of America is officially…

1 vote – Barack Obama

1 vote – Sorry I can’t stop, late for a meeting

1 vote – Didn’t I get a restraining order on you last time…?

So, there you have it. At 17:36 GMT this station is officially declaring Ralph Nader as the next president of the United Federation of Planets. All hail the king!

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Seriously though, go America! Go vote, go make a future we can be proud of!

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